Stiles Stilinski

Dances with Sourwolves


Check out this sheet of RIDICULOUS potential sentence starters I found:

  • A hard on doesn’t count as personal growth.
  • Do I look like a fucking people person?
  • This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
  • I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it left.
  • I pretend to work. You pretend to pay me.
  • If I throw a stick, will you leave?
  • And just how may I screw you over today?
  • And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be…?
  • I’m just working here ‘till a good fast food job opens up.
  • I’m not your type; I’m not inflatable.
  • I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
  • Someone here is is thinking about sex. Okay, it’s me.
  • I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
  • I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
  • It’s sick the way you people keep having sex without me.
  • I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
  • Okay, okay, I take it back! Unfuck you!
  • Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
  • You look like shit. Is that the style now?
  • Earth is full. Go home.
  • I thought I wanted a career; turns out all I wanted was paychecks.
Anonymous asked: imagining you roleplaying while on pain meds after dental surgery will get me through my week

Oh my god. No. I’m afraid I’m going to say something super embarrassing to my parents when still drugged up after my surgery. Something like “‘A bigger, blacker dick’ is my favourite Cards Against Humanity card” or something.

As a Role Player, I make many promises.
But as a lazy scattered brain, I need people to remind me of most of them.

Every Role Player who can admit it. (via bloodyxjester)

I swear I’m not dead, just busy. Will actually queue some replies tomorrow. 

To those who were aware of my hand problems, turns out there nothing wrong with my hand… I just have poor posture. Apparently that shit can fuck you up.

And I have dental surgery in a couple weeks so that’s going to be fun. 

— Leave ‘Lived long enough to become the villain’ to get a glimpse of my muse being a villain.




Alternatively, leave ‘Had a change of heart’ to see my muse become the hero.


(Source: sidestuiff)

— http://alphaxreyes.tumblr.com/post/95952323443/yo-quick-psa-rly-quick-us-students-in-britian

YO QUICK PSA RLY QUICK: us students in britian, canada, usa, etc. we are all starting school!! ( and for those fall/winter college students too ) sooooooooo that means


so please be mindful of your rping…

(Source: xinitium)


Teen Wolf / Maze Runner Crossover AU. They don’t remember who they are. They don’t remember how they got here. They don’t remember each other… or do they? Why do these “strangers” feel so familiar? You can run, but you can’t hide and there are worse things than werewolves in these woods. Will they ever escape the Maze? 


stiles stilinski forgetting who everyone he loves is later
after being diagnosed with frontotemporal dementia to
the point where he starts to forget who his father is  ( ノ◕ヮ◕ )ノ  ~

Fuck you.

…I actually kind of love this oops.

(Source: withoutclaws)

here’s the dealio

tomorrow: class 9-3 then physiotherapist, then homework

thursday: more class and homework

friday: more class then dentist appointment

saturday: visiting parents and optometrist appointment

So I probably won’t be around until saturday or sunday. I’m currently so exhausted I can’t even. It’s just been/is going to be a long week.